Twice so far today I've put my health at risk: first, I ate a raw tomato, which is currently the equivalent of eating a raw egg.
Then, this afternoon, against the specific advice of Anthony Bourdain, a man you do NOT want to cross, I bought half-price sushi at Chicken Deli. How could I resist eight California rolls for $2?
If I die, please tell the coroner I went to my grave thrifty. And make sure to order the pine box.
Sophie Turner Is Your New Tomb Raider
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you bought sushi from a place called CHICKEN DELI?? half-price? I'm scared to think of what could elicit a discount at such a place. did they come with fresh tomato garnish instead of masago?
Clearly this person doesn't understand the meaning of "delicious."
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