Thursday, February 05, 2009

The new Gray Album!



It really is too bad. Once upon a time, I liked Christian Bale. Newsies, anyone? ("Santa Fe? Are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me? If I found you would you let me come and stay ... I ain't getting any younger and before my dying day, I want space! Not just air! Let 'em laugh in my face, I don't care! Save a place ... I'll be there ... in Santa Fe." This is from memory, folks.)

He's the cutest singing street-urchin this side of Aladdin but he wins out in a head-to-head because Aladdin chooses a chick with a waist the size of my wrist, whereas Jack "Cowboy" Kelly marries into a nice Jewish family.

Not to mention the brilliant American Psycho where he almost kills Reese Witherspoon.


Look at that picture and tell me you're not cheering him on.

I hope he bounces back from this, in short. Russell Crowe and Jude Law, both once-loved, pretty decent actors currently in the doghouse, don't seem to have redeemed themselves yet for their public sins (throwing a phone and bonking the nanny, respectively, in case your memory needs jogging). Are we more forgiving of idiot women? Britney Spears does stupid shit all the time and still goes platinum, and let's not even get started on Lilo.

Follow up / unrelated question: If medicine is expired, do you take more because it's weaker or less because it's poison?

6 comments:

nathan said...

Alec Baldwin seems to have been forgiven. He's winning awards, anyway, and his "little pig" child-berating seems to have largely left public consciousness. *shrug*

ester said...

true - i had forgotten about him.

nathan said...

SEE??

;)

nathan said...

All Star Celebrity Rant:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid10323261001

Anonymous said...

thats chloe sevigny in the picture

-mystery

ester said...

damn. it's been a while since i've seen the movie, but i'm sure you're right. that begs the question then: who's more annoying, chloe sevigny or reese witherspoon?