What is ester?

On the happiest day of the year, according to Google, "ester is" ...

• mainly used in food and cosmetics
  
• $162910
  
• just too sweet!
  
• a beautiful name.
  
• derived from the German Essig-Äther (literally: vinegar)
  
• widely used in leather and daily chemicals
  
• stable
  
• a thirty-three-year-old married woman with four children
  
• tasty!
  
• in your extended network
  
• used in making soap
  
• generally immediately available in most volumes.
  
• much more business like, organized, and efficient. While Tati would amble in around 8:30, 9:00 or 10:00 am, Ester is here at 7:00 sharp.
  
• filled with various moving companies. Before choosing a moving company in Ester, you need to take several precautions.
  
• a giant of a human being, head and shoulders above most others (7'0", 325 lbs.). She usually has a friendly grin on her face.
  
• giving a helping hand to her husband
  
• a fan of: Music. Susan Boyle
  
• true commic Genius.
  
• Ester is a Hedonist: She does as she chooses when she chooses. She is unfettered by notions of sin and shame and is unconcerned with what others may think
  
• neither an anarchist nor a polygamist and that she is in good mental and physical health.
  
• pure joy!
  
• a very nice looking girl that combines femmininity with evenly fairly developed muscles.

This is all true. Also, please note the following:

"The odor of the ester is more easily detected when the ester is mixed in some water. Never try to. directly smell the ester while it is still hot."