Also like Stephen King (?) and Daniel Defoe (??). Do these guys write at all like each other?
Subsequent paragraphs produced comparisons to Dan Brown (ew!), Charles Dickens (how?), and finally Kurt Vonnegut (okay, that one kind of makes sense). Do I not write like any women, or are there no women in their "famous author" database? Should I make anything of the fact that I apparently I change styles six times over the course of one piece?
Thanks to Tablet for the befuddlement.