Monday, October 09, 2006

fashion victim? or ensembly challenged?



Oh my god! Jessica Simpson is wearing my junior prom dress from 1999! Where did she find it? And why does she look so angry about it?

At least SHE wasn't asked to prom in the middle of French class, with everybody listening. At least the Clinique counter makeup lady didn't pancake her face as white as a mime. At least HER mother's Greek hairdresser didn't iron her 40 pounds of hair straight, Elvira-style!

Okay, calming down now.

4 comments:

Andrew Ironwood said...

Wow -- and here I thought *I* had trouble letting go of high school [j/k]...

Anonymous said...

wow. that's hilarious. your prom, that is.

Anonymous said...

Where are the pictures of that?

Anonymous said...

JS looks like she is about to begin transfiguration class on the first day at Hogwarts.