“dorks everywhere! never been so happy”These are sort of rosy ... maybe I'll write a more cynical series. Ones for my actual life would be even harder. I could write one for Mr. Ben, who is finally getting sworn into the New York bar tomorrow morning: "After 3.5 years, attorney at last."
“I learned to love my belly”
“School funded film about dancing tampons”
“They say, ‘Wait til college.’ They’re right.”
ETA: More cynical ones:
"Four full years of sensitivity training"
"Blissful navel gazing in ivory tower"