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Also, yesterday an Emmy-Winning Actress showed me her ass. She meant it for her sister, who was in the room, and I was caught in the cross-fire. It was by far the highlight of my otherwise giddy and totally unproductive workweek.
I accepted the casting job! I'm going to work in casting! I'm going to pursue a Career in casting and someday maybe have a Casting Couch of my own where Emmy-Winning Actors and Actresses show me their asses on command. That's what being in this business is all about and I'm so excited the pieces have finally and truly fallen into place.
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that's fabulous!
"...asses on command."
(...gotta be a script in that...)
Congratulations!...
dahling,
i'll show you my ass any time you like. if you'll give me a job. (ha!) but(t) really - you've probably seen it. hooray! you're launched!
much love and champagne
Felicitations! Mazal tov! Halala!
Your friend in Ethiopia who now has a desk job and so is on the internet all day (albeit on a quite slow connection), would like to submit a query as to why you have not updated your blog? Don't let down those homesick folk!
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