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striding through campus in my black boots and green-and-floral polyester danish dress, i ran into my wacky-beloved history professor. she asked what i was doing around and i told her about co|motion. after a while:
she: so that's great. enjoy it.
me: yeah, thanks. i mean, it's interesting for me cuz i'm not naturally good at working with children. last year taught me a lot.
she: kids aren't your bag, huh? ... yeah, i can't handle them until they're 4.
me: right. until they can have a conversation and offer some valuable insight. then they're worthwhile.
she: okay, but be careful. don't take that too far. i told you before, smart people don't procreate.
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