awesome things about un/semi-employment

• lunch specials
  
• ogling the clothes those crazy Cosby kids are wearing
  
• being able to tell the dithering fellow calling to schedule an interview that yes, I'm free Friday at 10. Also Friday at 11. Also Friday at 2.
  
• not having to go out in the rain! (only applicable when raining)
  
• no fluorescent light anywhere
  
• if I navigate to a website, and it turns out the website is NSFW, it doesn't matter!
  
• unlimited gmail chatting
  
• unlimited bralessness
  
• blogging while braless. whooohooooo!
  
• I'm actually fully clothed right now, thank you very much. But I do so love my freedom.