can't concentrate. that's what the internet is for!

and the prize for funniest, most popular link that, until now, has been 100 miles off my radar screen: buy my ex-wife's wedding dress on ebay!

a snippet in case the rest of you have missed it too:

A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women's dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It's also the first time I've been inside something feminine that didn't nag me to take out the garbage.

ba dum ching!